tiergan-vashir:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:

To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There’s no caveats. It doesn’t actually matter who’s driving it.

The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

i want to make a “he should’ve been at the club” post about hamlet but there’s so much controversy about his actual age that i can’t while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

“should hamlet have been at the club”, the world’s longest unanswered question in the history of academia, still ongoing after 400 years of debate

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psychotickenesis:

Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

ninyyya:

teathattast:

Thieves Guild

cemeterything:

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i’ve ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

daily-shitpost-bakery:

yournewfriendshouse:

c-53:

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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